THE SCRAWNIEST CHRISTMAS TREE*****

Some readers of "Pinkmonkey Post" have commented that "Pitney Post" has been claiming to have a very scrawny chrismas tree that is way smaller than ever before. Most of the readers don't know the normal size christmas tree: this is last years christmas tree.

Now compare it to this years --->

UPDATE~~~

As the Christmas approaches we are seeing a surplus of scrooges. If you notice anyone acting in such a way, we would appreciate if you followed this tip.

During the night, crawl into their room with a white sheet over yourself and wake them up. Then take them to see their past...present...and future. This is a remarkably effective tactic.



It will turn their frown upside down!!!